get-the-saltt:

That sounds about right… 

(Source: colin-odonogorgeous)

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

babybuttercups:

chocolateisedible:

babybuttercups:

why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that

cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it. 

do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together

(Source: luuuvbug)

17yr:

*scrolling through my own blog* nice nice

outlasts:

when people who you thought would never break a mutual follow unfollow you

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bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

music5eva:

Me: Mom there’s this concert-

Mom: No.

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nickelbackthatassup:

90S FASHION IS COMING BACK IN A BIG WAY AND IM SO HAPPY ABOUT IT IM GONNA SHOVE MY BRIGHT YELLOW WALKMAN UP MY ASS


(Source: kingslyers)

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.


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