its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together
*scrolling through my own blog* nice nice
when people who you thought would never break a mutual follow unfollow you
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me
Me: Mom there’s this concert-
90S FASHION IS COMING BACK IN A BIG WAY AND IM SO HAPPY ABOUT IT IM GONNA SHOVE MY BRIGHT YELLOW WALKMAN UP MY ASS
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.