elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

image

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image


internetgf:

pugsies:

Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?

Episode One

i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this

25,043 plays

"Honey is for bees, silly bear
Besides, there’s jelly beans everywhere
It’s not what it seems in the land of dreams
Don’t worry your head just go to sleep”

(Source: foiieadeux)


artemisizumi:

that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

kibbi:

black-frostbite:

#Homer Simpson don’t give a crap about homosexuality. 

there’s something bothering me about this place…the girl in green becomes black in the last gif. ಠ_ಠ

And the girl at the bar suddenly has a tattoo. 

Lesbians are not bound to the same laws as you mere mortals

(Source: ghoststhatweknew)


dangerhamster:

100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old

(Source: starbuckara)

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

ahnahwintour:

*gets a compliment*image


dewgongo:

perez hilton literally is the most terrible being alive. making up rumors to post on his shitty gossip-mongering website is one thing but to involve her family and work colleagues is just low, all for the sake of trying to get attention. these kind of rumors can ruined somebodies life, just because his life is absolute shit doesn’t mean he has to bring the rest of the world down with him.


imexactlywhereyoudlikeme:

there’s two types of people

(Source: rydxn)


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