dampsandwich:

WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

how do u address the meme king 

u madjesty

yesimbeyonce:

If you can’t handle me at my Lindsay Lohan then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Beyoncé

skq-trq-speak-slow:

hamfarto:

hamfarto:

im having one of those unattractive days

i mean years

I mean lifetimes

• everyone: thor don't do the thing
• thor: I'm gonna do the thing
• everyone: loki don't do the thing
• loki: I did the thing fifteen minutes ago but will pretend that I did not do the thing

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

falakalak:

it’s so freaking cold in england right now

iT’S ALMOST JUNE

WE HAVE NEAR GALE FORCE WINDS AND HALE AND RAIN AND I FEEL LIKE I’M IN A GIANT FREEZER

twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

illolitanati:

jaehyomo:

i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say “wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and “i feel like wearing boobs today” or “not really digging boobs so i’m not gonna put them on” and “boobs just aren’t my thing”

THAT WOULD SOLVE LIKE 6 OF MY PROBLEMS OMFG

svveetlemonade:

mfandcjforever:

svveetlemonade:

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation 

i agree bethany

who the hell is bethany

tumblrisweird:

Being unable to care for your child

Being overpowered by your child

Being manipulated into an abusive relationship

Being attacked by your spouse

Depression and attempted suicide

Threat of miscarriage

Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s

Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse